Burn, my darling

Daniel Craig wants my Pringles

is your hair as soft as it looks?

It is achieved by carefully and meticulously cultivating knots

(Source: prawn-z, via lacebandage)

(Source: lyrexz, via lacebandage)

To sate the narcissism, I made a point

Anonymous asked: Indulge your narcissism. Keeping narcissism bottled up isn't good for you.

Oh you feisty anon

I have made a vidya, it’s the best you’re gonna get tonight bb <3

She actually hates you. A lot.

don’t do it it’s a trap

These fine women speak true words

Run

Flee whilst you still can

scoutfinches asked: w h y was i not following ou what slkdjfgw whyYY?/?

For SO long I have been wondering that and fretting and being all “What am I doing how am I offending her am I bad person oh it’s saddening”

LOOKS LIKE I’M STARTING A NUDEY REVOLUTION

you should be narcissistic you are too beautiful to not be

No, wait until you get your new shoes and then post your risque pictures wearing only the shoes BAM

That’s… Actually a genuinely fantastic idea.